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Post by Juneberry » 3 weeks ago

I'm curious, does anyone else have a joke that, no matter how silly, just always gets them in a better mood? Or one they love to tell more than anything in the world? I'm really interested in broadening my repertoire- so, let's all share, and maybe grow together!

For me, it's an embarrassingly simple knock knock joke my dad got me hooked on:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Owl
Owl who?
That's right, owl's go hoo, hoo!

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Post by Princess MeowsePad » 3 weeks ago

"What's up?"

"The ceiling."

xD
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Post by Juneberry » 3 weeks ago

That's always a good one. Unless you're outside. xD

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Well, then it would be the sky. XD
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Post by Juneberry » 3 weeks ago

My dad and I have made a bad joke out of my boss's name.
Her name is May.

"Dad, can I do x?"
"You mean May you do x"
"May isn't here to do x, dad."

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Post by Princess MeowsePad » 3 weeks ago

XD That's funny, Juneberry.
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Post by Jamie » 1 week ago

https://aloneonahill.com/blog/if-php-were-british

Also if someone asks what’s in the car just answer “seats and a steering wheel” deadpan.
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Post by Juneberry » 1 week ago

Oooh I like that one Jamie! It's too bad I can't hold back a giggle to save my life >w<

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Post by Jamie » 1 week ago

I got that joke from the 2000 guy ritchie film “snatch”. Brilliant film lol.
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Post by masterminor » 1 week ago

My life.

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